About Fired Properly
We started Fired Properly because the world needed more laughs — and better accessories.
Our Mission
To create the most absurdly funny, conversation-starting 420 gear on the planet. Every product is designed to make you (and everyone around you) crack up.
The Team
We're a ragtag crew of comedy nerds and design enthusiasts who believe life's too short for boring accessories. Based out of a garage turned creative lab, we pour laughter into everything we make.
Our Values
Humor First
If it doesn't make us laugh, it doesn't ship.
Quality Vibes
Funny AND well-made. We don't compromise on either.
Community Love
Built by the community, for the community. Your laughs fuel us.